These are gold.
i couldn’t get past the first one
All I see is white dudes
All I see is eli
I’m not even mad I’m impressed.
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
Or the rest of the village gonna know you’re disturb
And if you let ‘em know that you’re vulnerable
Then there ain’t no stopping how far they open you slow
Enough of the blind mans bluff
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
|—||me as a professional therapist (via losergirlfriend)|
Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)